Just Dreaming: "I can't afford a gym membership, I can't exercise, I'll never lose weight :(((("
BITCHES DONT NEED GYM MEMBERSHIPS
BITCHES GET THINGS DONE
Ten ways to burn calories without going to the gym:
- Chase a sibling around yelling “IMA KILL YOU” for at least ten minutes or until the neighbors get alarmed.
- Jump on a trampoline and pretend you’re Harry Potter being blasted backwards by magical spells
- Throw a private dance party in your room and make everyone aware that it is quite exclusive and you are the only one sexy enough to attend
- Go to your local grocery store, fill your cart with heavy items and push the cart wildly around, riding it as though you are on a scooter. Once the manager tries to kick you out, try and run away with the cart.
- Run three laps around your neighborhood screaming “THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING”
- Fill balloons with water and throw them at your neighbors cat that eats all the squirrels. Arm workout from throwing the balloons, cardio from running like a motherfucker away from the cat.
- Climb trees and act as though you are a pirate on a mast, yelling AHOY MATEY at everyone passing below.
- Practice your ninja moves and stealthily creep around your house
- Color your entire driveway pink with sidewalk chalk
- Army roll all around your yard yelling “IM A LOG AND DONT TRY AND STOP ME”
Hah, I will try some of these…
These are hilarious!! :D But I don’t think I’d ever get the guts to do these things :/
“Bitches get things done” haha
Paha must try a few of these.
(via the-happy-way)
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10th 2011
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